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wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

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nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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illkim:

Guy: Show me what you’re gonna do to this dick

Me:

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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3rd Grade Teacher:Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
Me:Cannabis
3rd Grade Teacher:Bruh
Me:Bruh
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